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Week 2 of our training camp tour brings the most shocking news yet. After last weeks news breaking story of Will Morales being ill prepared for training camp. Derrick Cuba the second half of team priceless has taken it upon himself to train harder than ever. Derrick Cuba has betrayed his fraternal pledge to Sigma Alpha Mu and joined the Pi Kappa Phi fraternity. YES you read correctly Derrick "I am now a sammy wannabe" Cuba is a Pi Kap. With this change of heart also came a change in hair and weight. I warn you, the image your about to see is very disturbing.
Obviously Will Morales his partner did not take the news lightly and is now a homeless alcoholic living under the palmetto and 49th Street in between the famous 49th Street boxer and the Vietnam Vet. Their participation at this years beer fest is yet to be determined.
In other news, Team Get Crunked officially registered in this years beer fest. This team consist of Jose Lopez and Chris Martin. After stopping by their training camp in homestead we found that they were a bit confused on what type of "festival" this really was. Even after reiterating to them that this was a "Beer Festival" they decided to use the following customs as their official team uniforms.
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| Week 1 Training Camp Report | |||
After a week long tour of several training camps all over South Florida the report is good for some teams and not so good for others. Our first stop was at Camp 954 a joint headquarters between team Soggy Balls and team Priceless. The following photo demonstrates that team priceless is starting right where they left off "SUCKING BALLS". That is Will Morale's after 1 mug of beer. A source from within team Priceless camp says, "Will had just finished eating 3 pizza pies right before that photo was taken by the Beer Fest paparazzi." A representative from camp Soggy Balls stands by their statement, "No one in this competition can hang with us. Will Morale's could not even go beer for beer with us." Derrick Cuba, the other half of Team Priceless was not available for comment.
Will Morale's later that week got pissed off and kicked Team Soggy Balls out of Camp 954. Team Soggy Balls is now training in la Sawesera de Miami. As seen in the photo below team Soggy Balls is up to their old training habits and looking for their 2nd consecutive championship.
Our third stop on this tour brings us to Camp Irish Yoga where an un presidented news story emerges. Sources say that Josmanny Horta has replaced teammate Mario Ballut with long time rival Casper. When approached about this bold move Josmanny had this to say, "What kind of partner throws up on the second event of the day?"
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